I smile devilishly and she licks her lips seductively. Does she know I keep my massive butt plugs in the drawer below the one where I keep my tea towels and salad servers? I find myself wondering, what he would look like on his knees in front of me,dressed as Dumbledore, his beautiful eyes watering as i whip him with my wand. You are watching in the background, Rob longingly gazing back at me through long lashes, hurt and amazed without his shirt on. I smile again and open my legs slightly before I get up, just to see the cobwebs.

I come back, watching you, watching me, knowing me, knowing you.  I sit down next to you, kiss you below your ear, my eyes on him and whisper, 'wingardium leviosa?'  You nod. I notice him shiver softly,his penis rising as if in a breeze, like a phoenix from the ashes.

He wears his innocence like his gryffindor scarf, I get wet imagining hermione tying him up with it. I feel sensuous, like I want to get more fucked than I have ever been before in my life.

Pass me your ballet slippers, tie them around my own ice lolly dripping all over my eyelashes and stuck together.

Later, he lays between us sleeping, we all hug. I feel closer to you than I ever have before, as close as a disease, as I thrust, probingly into your secrets, reading deeper into each punctuation, each full stop is a satisfied sigh.

Physicality beyond sexuality. A fraternal touch between two comrades, the passion, the sensuality and the common goal to achieve a new dimension of lust. We are promiscuous beasts ravishing each other leaving one but a fragile wreck in a storm of emotion.

I love the both of you.

And then Optimus Prime said "L-O-L".